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Most of u must have seen this already.. but it never ceases to be funny





DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM--------------------------------------------------

----------------NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.
For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.
1. Last name:(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no(Check karet box)

2. First Name:(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no(Check karet box)

3. Age:(_) Less than Phipty (_) Greater than Phipty (_) Dot no(Check karet box)

4. Sex : ________M _______P(F) _______not sure _______not applicable(Check karet box)

5. Chappal Size : _______Lepht _______Right

6. Occupason :(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwan (_) House wife! (!!___) Un-employed(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: _____

8. Number that are yours: _____

9. Mather name : _______________________________________

10. Phather name : _________________________________________
(If not no, leabhe blank)

11. Ejjucason : 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

12. Dental rekard:(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) No teeth (_) Other - _________ Gibhe egjhakt color(Check karet box)

13. Your thumb imparesson :________________________ ( Iph you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleejhe do not copy thumb impression also. Pleejhe provide your own thumb impression. )PELEEJHE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS.Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, ujhe your thumb on right hand. If you do not have the right hand use thumb on lepht hand. NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS.

Enlightment at the right place


There are times when you feel stupid... when u feel you are at the bottom of the world..and all you need is a lil hope.. lil light.. at the right time that tells you that you are not that bad.. There are times when u feel cold and freezing and all you need is a lil warmth.. a lil heat..at the right places... this is what i felt... at the right time...' enlightment..... at the right place'

Its getting cold here...freezing.. i can see smoke out of my mouth.. even when not smoking.. thts fun.... but thats not all its the most painful thing on this planet.. its cold and u are under a warm blanket and hugging onto your pillow as if it was your neighbours wife... u are dreaming all warm and nice dreams and the god damn alarm rings.. rings right into your sleep.. and u open your eyes to reality.. you feel like neo in matrix.. the reality sucks... and then how muchn ever you yearnto get back into the warm humble abode of yours.. you have to get up to go to classes or some hazy thing which is of least importance then. You get out of your bed and go to the mens room and you can feel the old for the first time.. at the right place. You will realize the power of mother nature when you take down your pants to start the day... the wind is chilling... the pan is freezing... and the first part to know the chill is not too happy about it.... wat a way to start your day.. Then comes the tough part... after experiencin the chill on the most important part of your body.. you obviously tend to keep the rest of the body warm.. so wera as many clothes as possible.. a tee.. a shirt.. a jacket.. somethin to cover ur head.. socks .. shoes.. pants and after a long thought undis(long thought is cuz ur confused if u need one as they are already frozen and u hardly feel them). Then you get out and start smokin without any ciggarette.. Only after a few minutes you realize that you are weighing much more that what you used to.. and then the pain sets in.. you have to carry you own weight and the excess burden of these clothes..the pain is aggrevated by the pain on your palms.. you don feel your fingers.. not that u need them much but still u don feel.. then u start to think wat else am i not feelin and bam!.. u realize.. u don feel anythin.. not your nose.. not your fingers or anything which has a contour protruding out of the body. Your nose is the worst... it starts to drip.. and you would not even realize it unti it falls on your shoes.. beautiful weather... absolutely beautiful.
All you need at times like this is a peg of rum or a few min of warmth..warmth of any kind.. from a hug...( it deos not matter who you hug.. ) or from a hot cup of coffee or soup(these are for girls).. or good warm(hot) thoughts.. or warmth from a light...The warmth has to be at the right place to give the maximum pleasure.That is what i am experiencing.. enlightment.. at the right place at the right time....

And then there was america.. and me

Am in the wrecked up place called america now... I feel so deaf here.. people dont talk loud.. peolpe don fight on the streets.. cars dont use the horn... theres no sound at all... silence.. its chilling. people say 'hi.. how u doin ' to strangers.. theri own way of sayin..'hey.. im no enemy.. .. i mean no harm.. and hope u do the same..please'.. tthis is a place where beer is cheaper than water.. where not eating meat is taboo, where meat means beef...where dogs and cats are loved more than children..where the TV shows nothin but your city, where the television has ads sayin' you have problems with your daughter.. call 1800-sue your daughter'..., this is a place wher people watch episodes of some lunatic trying to solve some family problems.. people watch other peole cry on tv...this is a place where the word PDA means nothing.This place is wierd.. very wierd..i feel lost.
i live in a place full of guys from tamil nadu.. i live in madras... not in IIT.. in madras. All day i hear.. blah blah blah.. mair..blah blah.. haa aaa.. they dance to the tunes i never heard.. they watch movies i don understand..they get high on two pegs.. i really don understand.alcohol.. it brings out the you in you. It gets u talkin to anyone about anything..
i love alcohol.. i love to see what alcohol does to others.. it makes you cry like a baby(anil).. makes you bang you r head to the floor(jana).. makes you count the number of stars(vp and pittu).. makes you sing and do a dance for your friends(kee).. makes you show your weenie to gals(sherry)..makes you shout "silence" to already quite people(pich).. malkes you think beer has flavors(dinni)..makes your pocked lighter by 2 grand(megs).
here i have seen alcohol at its worst...wonder how so little of the tonic can make people loose their heads(watever left of it)..here people go to dance floors to dance with some stranger.. stranger with good assets and of the opposite sex.this discrimination will slowly reduce as the alcohol sets in..people go to strip clubs.. next best thing to getting laid.. courtesy- jockey-next best thing to naked.
this place is wierd.. very wierd...